April Fool's Joke 2008

FFXI LIST OF SINNERS

Here, you can find a list of evil, irritating, rude FFXI players who have commited sin in an online game.
PLAYERSINS
Aable STEALING THE TOP TEN SPOT BY ABUSING THE LAW OF ALPHABETICAL ORDER
Aerroenu OVERWORKING AERROENU IS OVERWORKING
Apocalypse CREATING CALAMITIES EVERYWHERE
Areu MAKES NONSENSICAL STORIES WHEN DRUNK
Ashira TARUTARU NECROPHILIAC
Chilicheese BUMPING MAKIBISHI PRICE TO ELEVEN MILLION GIL
Coejus EXAMINED MITHRAS
Croxx EXAMINED COEJUS
Fatkat BEING TOO FAT FOR A KAT
Hedrous FOUL SMELLING
Hideo HIDING ALL MY Os
Illmatic ABSOLUTE VIRTUE IS DEEPLY IN LOVE AND MISSES ILLMATIC, THAT'S WHY AV IS SO HARD TO KILL
Illyana SETTING UP TENTS AND CAMPFIRES IN FORUMS
Joachim STEALS HATE TO LEVEL GUARD SKILL
Kaido ROLLING TOO MANY KATAMARIS
Kaeko PERFORMING VARIOUS INHUMAN EXPERIMENTS ON BUMBLEBEES AND MANDRAGORAS
Kauna SETTING UP TENTS AND CAMPFIRES DURING BALLISTA
Klutz GIVING AWAY TOO MANY KRAKEN CLUBS
Kroon OBSESSIVE JUMPING DURING PHOTOTAKING
Lalaru LALAPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Littlehat ILLEGAL POSSESSION OF UNDERSIZED HATS
Noneko SHOOTING CHARMED PEOPLE
Onekomaru (the original) QUITTING FFXI FOR REAL LIFE RELATIONSHIP
Payu SHEEP IN WOLF'S DISGUISE
Raikoh GOBLIN IMPOSTER
Rhyis GROWING A SEXUALLY IRESSISTABLE BEARD
Ringthree OVERBLOGGING
Ryskar IS AN ANNOYANCE WHEN STANDING ON A LINE
Sakurato POKING VARIOUS THINGS WITH HER SHINY DAGGER
Sireen DENYING OTHERS OF THEIR RIGHTFUL PORTIONS OF SOUP
Sodako CASTING CURSNA ON PEOPLE AND CRAWLING INTO TELEVISIONS
Sodalitas ALL CATS HAVE NINE LIVES, THIS ONE HAS ONLY TWO
Sollanon GIVING A LIMBUS SHELL A TOILET-RELATED NAME
Takune STEALING LUCY
Thatsmypunk RUNNING AROUND SETTING PHASERS TO FAAAAABULOUS
Tikki NOT USING FIREFOX BROWSER WITH ADBLOCK PLUGIN
Tohmane WAR-LEVELLING DRK
Topochocolate EQUIPPING PINK SUBLIGARS
Traktor CREATING MASS CONFUSION WITH THE SPELL: TRACTOR
Trebla HUME IN FROG'S DISGUISE
Tuufless NOT UPDATING BLOG
Vagus OFFERING COMFORT SERVICES TO THE DEPRESSED PEOPLE OF CHINA
Walrus FLAMING STUPID PEOPLE ON FORUMS
Wyred MADE A MOCKERY OF A MENTALLY CHALLENGED VIRGIN
REFERENCES: Final Fantasy Xi Mod, KI Forums, various blogs.

As usual, he has no clue of what went on.